You can Now Sleep with Garrus Vakarian in Real Life

When I woke up this morning, I never though I’d see anything as fantastic as this:

Garrus Vakarian Pillow

Yes, you are looking at a Garrus Vakarian Body Pillow. This is available via the Bioware Store, and since you can both add it to your cart and check out (trust me, I’ve tried this) I’m assuming this might be a real thing. Maybe the product started out as an April Fool’s joke, but I”m hoping that enough fans show their support that maybe we get body pillows of Kaiden, Tali, and Thane (my variousĀ Mass Effect romances).

Since Garrus has always been the primary love of my Commander Shephard’s life, I am now excited to bring him to mine. First I’ll have to see how my husband feels about it sharing a bed with a Turian…


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